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goldeneyeball) wrote2014-06-17 10:08 am
goldeneyeball) wrote2014-06-17 10:08 am
EVERYTHING WRONG WITH JW FOR BODY SWAP EVENTS
For future body-swap events here's all the wonderful things your character gets to put up with while driving their brand new James walter
Ghoul Eye- allows ghosts to be seen even when they have hidden themselves. Murders depth perception and occasionally suffers from lazy eye.
Bad Back- Don't exert yourself, grandpa
Stomach pain- due to not eating as much as he should, JW has near constant stomach aches due to acid production and cramping. Occasional nausea.
Other Aches- JW's knuckles swell sometimes. Occasional scar tissue aches in upper back from rapid growth over one summer as a young man. He has some killer stretch marks. Occasional scar tissue aches in right arm.
Fatigue- poor diet and poor muscle development
Audio Hallucinations- crumpling paper, footsteps, quiet radio chatter, occasional trouble telling the difference between things said out loud and things just thought to himself.
Visual Hallucinations- shimmer spots similar to heat mirage, parallel lines (such as text in books, wood grain, some fences) shaking or vibrating. Fine features on the faces of others occasionally distorted.
Nearsighted- people have eye colors and freckles? HAHAHAH no they don't.
But you know what? You're probably taller than everybody else in the game and don't have scoliosis. Good for you.
Ghoul Eye- allows ghosts to be seen even when they have hidden themselves. Murders depth perception and occasionally suffers from lazy eye.
Bad Back- Don't exert yourself, grandpa
Stomach pain- due to not eating as much as he should, JW has near constant stomach aches due to acid production and cramping. Occasional nausea.
Other Aches- JW's knuckles swell sometimes. Occasional scar tissue aches in upper back from rapid growth over one summer as a young man. He has some killer stretch marks. Occasional scar tissue aches in right arm.
Fatigue- poor diet and poor muscle development
Audio Hallucinations- crumpling paper, footsteps, quiet radio chatter, occasional trouble telling the difference between things said out loud and things just thought to himself.
Visual Hallucinations- shimmer spots similar to heat mirage, parallel lines (such as text in books, wood grain, some fences) shaking or vibrating. Fine features on the faces of others occasionally distorted.
Nearsighted- people have eye colors and freckles? HAHAHAH no they don't.
But you know what? You're probably taller than everybody else in the game and don't have scoliosis. Good for you.