RUBY CITY: IC CONTACT

[goldeneyeball]

WANNA GET AHOLD OF CRANKY PANTS?
LOOK NO FURTHER, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE!

_{I didn't mean to make that rhyme I hate myself.}


HAVE YOUR CHARACTER MESSAGE JW'S WATCH BELOW!
Visits to his apartment are fine as ACTION posts as well!


_{I will make a cool picture to put here eventually.}

Comments

voice; 2/12

[monarchical]

Hello? Is this the Mr. JW who is in charge of the bakery? Only I had a question to ask about the bakery kitchen.

[ She hopes she got that name correct. Sonia hadn't been certain if her sources were being legit about JW being the proper name. ...If she's wrong about who to contact she supposes she will find out shortly, though. ]

voice

[goldeneyeball]

_{[Here's a new voice!]}

That's me. What can I do for you?

voice

[monarchical]

I am Sonia Nevermind, and I have only recently come here. However, I was speaking to Miss Mercy the other day, and we find ourselves in need of use of a big kitchen! To bake cookies in. Enough for everyone.

[ because what else do you do with npcs but bake cookies with them? idk ]

voice

[goldeneyeball]

_{[JW's tone suddenly grows an edge.]}

Mercy...is she one of them Virtues?

voice

[monarchical]

It did not come up. [ she believes so, and she wishes to speak to the lady more because of it, but she hadn't known that at the time. ] She is a member of my book club.

2/8 | audio

[sthampede]

Do you take custom orders from your bakery?

[goldeneyeball]

_{[JW sounds somewhat sleepy on the other end of the line.]}

Yup, that's why we're here.

[sthampede]

[... Should he have called at a different time? But this is important.]

I would like to request some muffins from your establishment for the morning of the fourteenth. Would that be possible?

[goldeneyeball]

_{[Paper rustling.]}

Sure thing, what can I do for you? I'm glad you said morning, come noon, I'm taking the day off.

[sthampede]

An assortment of different muffins. Two of each. A dozen is standard, is it not?

3/13; audio

[sthampede]

JW. I have an order.

... You may be assured it is not so complicated as the last.

audio

[goldeneyeball]

Lay it on me.

audio

[sthampede]

A white cake and... two dozen white cupcakes.

[The slight pause may or may not have been him being entirely unsure if only one dozen would be enough and adjusting at the last second. How the hell is he supposed to know how many cupcakes will work? This holiday makes no sense.]

audio

[goldeneyeball]

Hmmhmmm, alright. Should the cake say anything special?

audio

[sthampede]

[... good question.]

I do not think anything is required. Just... make certain that the frosting is also white.

[Voice]

[stylish_hunter]

Hey man, you take orders by any chance?

[Voice]

[goldeneyeball]

I don't take orders from any man or god.

_[Yes.]

[Voice]

[stylish_hunter]

For desserts, dude.

[Sigh. You sound like him JW that's a terrible thing to be.]

[Voice]

[goldeneyeball]

I'm just yankin' your chain, Sundante. What can I do for you?

[Voice]

[stylish_hunter]

[A chuff, yeah he figured.]

I need somethin' special for some pretty ladies who live in the woods.

[Video] September 23rd

[scary_music]

[Ibuki's not sure why she didn't think of asking JW about this before but- okay, actually, she can think of why she hadn't asked him before, considering her own parents... but now that she had a father figure that would actually pay attention to her, she wish she'd thought of this earlier-]

Um, papa-chan! Can Ibuki talk to you about stuff? Like, like, um... Ibuki's hoping you might have some... sage-like advice or something about a thing?

[goldeneyeball]

<sub>[!!!]

[HIS TIME TO DAD HAS COME. He wipes the sandwich crumbs off of his face before sending an answer.]</sub>

Of course you can. What's happened?

[scary_music]

W-well, you see...

This um, this is going to be like a huuuuuuge info-dump so get ready!

A few weeks ago um... Ibuki... kind of did a thing that some of her friends didn't... exactly approve of? Like, we were keeping a secret from this guy, because um... the guy sorta did some messed up stuff? But he comes from before he did the messed up stuff. But Ibuki was becoming his friend, and Ibuki figured like maybe if he heard about stuff from a friend instead of finding out by himself, that maybe he wouldn't do the messed up stuff? Except... he sorta started acting a bit crazy after Ibuki spilled the deets...

And so um... one of Ibuki's friends got mad at Ibuki when I told everybody what I did and... Ibuki... might have... said ... or um... texted some stuff that... um... you know, stuff that really... ... kinda...

... really really probably hurt her, probably? And now one of her friends that's kinda Ibuki's friend too definitely hates Ibuki for texting the thing, too!

[goldeneyeball]

_{[As Ibuki's story continues, JW's eyes just get wider and wider.]}

Woooooaaakay, kiddo, you're gonna have to, uh, give me some specifics. There are a lot of things being done and said and texted here. Do you want to come by the house for this? I'll make some coffee.

[scary_music]

Whoa, if you make Ibuki coffee, she'll be bouncing off the walls and ceiling!

But um, yeah... Ibuki can rush right on over to the bakery!!

[Going by the background blur that JW can see from his end, it's clear that Ibuki's already on the move]